You know Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State, and God bless her, doing a fantastic job, but have you noticed she's putting on a little weight? I mean, she needs to spend more time with Iraq and Iran and less time with Turkey and Chile, you know what I'm saying? If she gains 10 more pounds, Bill's going to start hitting on her. ![]() I'm surprised you people are here because earlier tonight was the premiere, 10th anniversary, 10th season of 'American Idol.' A lot of changes this year. Regis is going to retire and he's going to be spending a lot of time at his estate, Casa Mucho Dinero. Donald Trump, when he heard about it he was so confused and dazed, he forgot to pick up his hair at the pet groomer. I'm not the one retiring 24 hours ago we learned that Regis Philbin was leaving the 'Regis Philbin, Kelly Lee Philbin' talk show. Stewart: "Although most of those jobs are in the sponging-up-bodily-fluids sector, which of course has yet to recover since Mayor Giuliani's Times Square sex industry cleanup" ( "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart," Comedy Central, 1/19).ĬBS' David Letterman: "Everybody settle down, settle down. That's what New York is doing." Stewart aired video that stated the UFC is lobbying New York to sanction MMA events, saying it could generate $23 million for the economy and create more than 200 jobs. Of course, Pennsylvania isn't really going to build an arena where men pummel each other until one begs for mercy just to close their budget gap. You know it's the same thing about murder: People are always going to do it so why don't we just build a Thunderdome? We can tax the concession stands and make even more money. ![]() and they will gamble as long as there's life on this planet, and that's a fact." Stewart: "That's Governor Rendell of Pennsylvania getting in on the gambling gravy train. Ed Rendell says, "People have been gambling since organized society was formed on the banks of Tigris and Euphrates. Last night's edition of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" featured host Jon Stewart talking about how Pennsylvania is using gambling to increase the state's revenue and create jobs. The show aired a video in which Pennsylvania Gov. She will appear on the show every Thursday, either in-studio or via telephone ( Golf Channel). Golfer Annika Sorenstam made her first appearance on Golf Channel's "Morning Drive" today at 7:45am ET. ![]() Cosmos soccer club has bought a "massive display" in Times Square featuring the electronically lit text, "We're Back" (, 1/20).įormer Auburn QB Cam Newton is expected to have an agent selected "by Thursday night or Friday morning." Newton said he has narrowed the candidates to "about three of them" ( AL.com, 1/19). That number was "a leap of nearly 50,000" on the '09 total (, 1/20).Įngland's Lawn Tennis Association (LTA) announced that Devonshire Park in Eastbourne will continue as the venue for the Aegon Int'l combined tennis tournament through '13 ( LTA). The "fine weather" in Melbourne for the event so far means that it "may surpass" last year's record attendance of 653,860. ![]() Yesterday's Australian Open play drew a crowd of 43,378. know they're back with Times Square display Fort lauderdale car crash.Cosmos let N.Y.
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